Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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