Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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