Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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