why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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