THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
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