oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am spending my child support on dildos
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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