You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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