i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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