Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I party with great urgency now.
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