I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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