This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
