GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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