dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
