Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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