just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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