He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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