these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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