Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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