There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm both gender and math confused
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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