He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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