her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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