I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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