And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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