Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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