I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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