so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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