Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
