we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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