Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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