its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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