Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
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