Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why is there bacon in the couch?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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