i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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