I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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