..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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