we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
