yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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