I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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