I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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