But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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