She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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