I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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