Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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