The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
