New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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