And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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