Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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