Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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