I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
me + whiskey = a bad person
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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