Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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