How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I think I am morally bankrupt
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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