he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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