I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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