mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
The ass gains better be worth it
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