HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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