she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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