Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
did you just send me my own nude
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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