it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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