I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
