This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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