love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I have already put on my inside pants.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
