you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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