office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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